YOU SAID:
Dear Ellery, I've got tears coming out of my nose!
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なるエラリー、鼻から涙が出てきました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear Ellery, Tears are coming out of my nose!
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なるエラリーさん、鼻から涙が出てきました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear Mr. Ellery, Tears are coming out of my nose!
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なるエラリーさん、鼻から涙が出てきました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear Mr. Ellery, Tears are coming out of my nose!
Come on, you can do better than that.