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dear diary which is not a diary but my favorite journal which I use to write words in but the thing I use to write words with is called a pencil, wait, what just happened?

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日記ではなく、私が言葉を書くのに使う私のお気に入りの日記ですが、私が言葉を書くのに使うものは鉛筆と呼ばれています、待って、何が起こったのですか？

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It's not a diary, it's my favorite diary I use to write words, but the one I use to write words is called a pencil, wait, what happened?

INTO JAPANESE

それは日記ではなく、私が言葉を書くのに使う私のお気に入りの日記ですが、私が言葉を書くのに使うのは鉛筆と呼ばれています、待って、どうしたのですか？

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It's not a diary, it's my favorite diary I use to write words, but what I use to write words is called a pencil, wait, what's wrong?

INTO JAPANESE

それは日記ではなく、私が言葉を書くのに使う私のお気に入りの日記ですが、私が言葉を書くのに使うのは鉛筆と呼ばれています、待ってください、何が問題なのですか？

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It's not a diary, it's my favorite diary I use to write words, but what I use to write words is called a pencil, wait, what's wrong?