YOU SAID:
Dear diary, today I saw Leon. Splosh, the diary is ruined
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる日記今日レオンを見た。日記はね散らすことを台無しにしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear diary today I saw Leon. Ruined diary splosh.
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる日記今日レオンを見た。日記 splosh を台無しにしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear diary today I saw Leon. Ruined diary splosh.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.