YOU SAID:
Dear Diary, today I murdered a man with my semi truck. His guts got all over the tires. It was incredibly irritating, honestly - do you know how long that took to clean off???
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる日記、私の半トラックで男性を殺害私今日。彼の勇気を得たタイヤ中。それは正直に信じられないほどイライラ、- をオフにきれいにするかかった時間知っているか?
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Man killed in semi trucks dear diary, my me today. Tires in his courage. It is honestly incredibly frustrated,-took time off to clean know?
INTO JAPANESE
男は、私私が今日半トラック親愛なる日記で死亡。彼の勇気のタイヤ。それは正直なところ信じられないほどイライラ、-清潔度を知る時間を脱いだ?
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Man was I today semi trucks dear I would died in a diary. The tires of his courage. It is honestly incredibly frustrated,-took the time to clean know?
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日半トラック親愛なる私の日記で死んだ。彼の勇気のタイヤ。それは正直なところ信じられないほどイライラ、-知っているきれいに時間がかかったか。
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Today semi trucks dear I will die in my diary. The tires of his courage. It is honestly incredibly frustrated,-know took time to clean.
INTO JAPANESE
今日半トラック親愛なる日記中に死にます。彼の勇気のタイヤ。それは正直なところ信じられないほどイライラ、-知っているきれいに時間がかかった。
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Today semi truck die during dear diary. The tires of his courage. It is honestly incredibly frustrated,-know took time to clean.
INTO JAPANESE
今日親愛なる日記の中にはトラック ・ ダイは半。彼の勇気のタイヤ。それは正直なところ信じられないほどイライラ、-知っているきれいに時間がかかった。
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Today during the dear diary track die is 30. The tires of his courage. It is honestly incredibly frustrated,-know took time to clean.
INTO JAPANESE
今日親愛なる日記トラック中に金型は 30 です。彼の勇気のタイヤ。それは正直なところ信じられないほどイライラ、-知っているきれいに時間がかかった。
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Today dear diary track while the mold is 30. The tires of his courage. It is honestly incredibly frustrated,-know took time to clean.
INTO JAPANESE
今日の親愛なる日記トラックの金型は 30。彼の勇気のタイヤ。それは正直なところ信じられないほどイライラ、-知っているきれいに時間がかかった。
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30 dear diary track today's mold. The tires of his courage. It is honestly incredibly frustrated,-know took time to clean.
INTO JAPANESE
今日 30 親愛なる日記トラックの金型です。彼の勇気のタイヤ。それは正直なところ信じられないほどイライラ、-知っているきれいに時間がかかった。
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Today 30 is dear diary track mold. The tires of his courage. It is honestly incredibly frustrated,-know took time to clean.
INTO JAPANESE
今日 30 は親愛なる日記トラック金型です。彼の勇気のタイヤ。それは正直なところ信じられないほどイライラ、-知っているきれいに時間がかかった。
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Today 30 is dear diary track mold. The tires of his courage. It is honestly incredibly frustrated,-know took time to clean.
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