YOU SAID:
Dear diary my mum is annoying and I like chocolate ice cream and lollipops and cake and cancer
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる日記私の母は迷惑です、そして私はチョコレートアイスクリームとキャンディーとケーキと癌が好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear Diary My mother is annoying, and I like chocolate ice cream and candy and cake and cancer
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる日記私の母は迷惑です、そして私はチョコレートアイスクリームとキャンディーとケーキと癌が好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear Diary My mother is annoying, and I like chocolate ice cream and candy and cake and cancer
That didn't even make that much sense in English.