YOU SAID:
Dear dairy today i feel pain nothing but pain and despair I’m sad my feelings hurt i got a divorce i am sick
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる乳製品今日私は痛みと絶望以外の何も感じません私は悲しいです私の気持ちは傷つきます私は離婚しました私は病気です
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium