YOU SAID:
dead horse would get up and kick you
INTO JAPANESE
死んだ馬が起きてあなたを蹴るだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A dead horse will get up and kick you
INTO JAPANESE
死んだ馬が起き上がってあなたを蹴ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dead horse gets up and kicks you
INTO JAPANESE
死んだ馬が起きてあなたを蹴ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A dead horse wakes up and kicks you
INTO JAPANESE
死んだ馬が目を覚まし、あなたを蹴ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dead horse wakes up and kicks you
INTO JAPANESE
死んだ馬が目を覚まし、あなたを蹴ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dead horse wakes up and kicks you
That didn't even make that much sense in English.