YOU SAID:
david is so cool, he has a house that is made of gold. The gold came from Siberian land, but he stole it! Then he found a wizard, who gave him eternal life.
INTO JAPANESE
デビッドはとてもかっこいいです、彼は金でできている家を持っています。金はシベリアの土地から来ました、しかし彼はそれを盗みました!それから彼は彼に永遠の命を与えた魔法使いを見つけました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
David is very cool, he has a house made of gold. Gold came from the land of Siberia, but he stole it! Then he found the wizard who gave him eternal life.
INTO JAPANESE
デビッドはとてもかっこいいです、彼は金で作られた家を持っています。金はシベリアの地から来ました、しかし彼はそれを盗みました!それから彼は彼に永遠の命を与えた魔法使いを見つけました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
David is very cool, he has a house made of gold. Gold came from the land of Siberia, but he stole it! Then he found the wizard who gave him eternal life.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.