YOU SAID:
Dave is hard like morning wood in the morning.
INTO JAPANESE
デイブは朝の朝の木のように固い。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dave is as hard as a tree in the morning.
INTO JAPANESE
デイブは朝の木のように硬いです。
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Dave is as hard as a morning tree.
INTO JAPANESE
デイブは朝の木と同じくらい大変です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dave is as hard as a morning tree.
That's deep, man.