YOU SAID:
Dave, I know that this is hard for you, but you must understand that everyone you know and love is evil.
INTO JAPANESE
デイブは、私はこれはあなたのために難しいですが、誰もあなたが知っているし、愛は悪を理解する必要があります知っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Must love to understand evil, and Dave is I this is hard for you but nobody knows you know.
INTO JAPANESE
悪を理解する必要があります愛デイブが私をこれはあなたのため難しいですが、誰もが知っていることを知っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Love Dave must understand the evil that I do know that is hard for you, but does anyone know.
Come on, you can do better than that.