YOU SAID:
DAVE CAME IN BORTS JORTS
INTO JAPANESE
デイブはボルツ・ヨルツに来た
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dave came to Borz-Yorz.
INTO JAPANESE
デイブはボルツ・ソルツにやって来た。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dave came to Borz Saltz.
INTO JAPANESE
デイブはボルツ・サルツに来ました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dave came to Borz Saltz.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.