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Dave and Lisa’s house (which used to be our house by the way) is evidently a war zone full of trash and I feel bad for them

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デイブとリサの家（ちなみに、以前は私たちの家だった）は明らかにゴミだらけの戦場のようで、気の毒に思います

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I feel bad for Dave and Lisa because their house (which used to be our house, by the way) is clearly a rubbish battlefield.

INTO JAPANESE

デイブとリサの家（ちなみに、以前は私たちの家だった）が明らかにゴミの戦場になっているので、気の毒に思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I feel bad for Dave and Lisa because their house (which, by the way, used to be our house) has clearly become a trash battleground.

INTO JAPANESE

デイブとリサの家（ちなみに、以前は私たちの家でした）が明らかにゴミの戦場と化しているので、気の毒に思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I feel bad for Dave and Lisa because their house (which, incidentally, used to be our house) has clearly become a trash battlefield.

INTO JAPANESE

デイブとリサの家（ちなみに、以前は私たちの家でした）が明らかにゴミの戦場と化しているので、私は彼らに同情します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I feel sorry for Dave and Lisa because their house (which, by the way, used to be our house) has clearly become a trash battlefield.

INTO JAPANESE

デイブとリサの家（ちなみに、以前は私たちの家でした）が明らかにゴミの戦場と化しているので、彼らには同情します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I feel sorry for Dave and Lisa because their house (which, incidentally, used to be our house) has clearly become a trash battlefield.

INTO JAPANESE

デイブとリサの家（ちなみに、以前は私たちの家でした）が明らかにゴミの戦場と化しているので、彼らには同情します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I feel sorry for Dave and Lisa because their house (which, by the way, used to be our house) has clearly become a trash battlefield.

INTO JAPANESE

デイブとリサの家（ちなみに、以前は私たちの家でした）が明らかにゴミの戦場と化しているので、彼らには同情します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I feel sorry for Dave and Lisa because their house (which, by the way, used to be our house) has clearly become a trash battlefield.