YOU SAID:
Dats mah purse, ah don' know you!
INTO JAPANESE
Dats mah財布、ああ、あなたを知らない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dats mah wallet, oh, I don't know you!
INTO JAPANESE
Dats mah wallet、ああ、私はあなたを知らない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dats mah wallet, oh, I don't know you!
You should move to Japan!