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Dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back, I have a nasty plan... for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B; That's when I got shot in the ketsu by the US Military...

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背中に爆弾を背負って砂の中を駆け抜ける私は、イラクでのクリスマスに恐ろしい計画を立てていた。検問所Aは通過したが、検問所Bは通過できなかった。そこで米軍にケツを撃たれたのだ...

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Running through the sand with a bomb on my back, I had terrible plans for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not checkpoint B, where the US military shot me in the ass...

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背中に爆弾を背負って砂の上を走りながら、私はイラクでのクリスマスに最悪の計画を立てていました。検問所Aは通過しましたが、検問所Bは通過できず、そこで米軍が私の尻を撃ちました...

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Running across the sand with a bomb on my back, I was making doomsday plans for Christmas in Iraq. I made it through checkpoint A, but not checkpoint B, where the U.S. military shot me in the ass...

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背中に爆弾を背負って砂の上を走りながら、私はイラクでのクリスマスに終末の計画を立てていました。検問所Aは通過しましたが、検問所Bは通過できず、そこで米軍が私の尻を撃ちました...

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Running through the sand with a bomb on my back, I was planning my doomsday on Christmas in Iraq. I made it through checkpoint A, but not checkpoint B, where the US military shot me in the ass...

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背中に爆弾を背負って砂の上を走りながら、私はイラクでのクリスマスに自分の終末を計画していました。検問所Aは通過しましたが、検問所Bは通過できず、そこで米軍が私の尻を撃ちました...

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Running through the sand with a bomb on my back, I was planning my end at Christmas in Iraq. I made it through checkpoint A, but not checkpoint B, where the US military shot me in the ass...

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背中に爆弾を背負って砂の上を走りながら、私はイラクでのクリスマスの終わりを計画していました。検問所Aは通過しましたが、検問所Bは通過できず、そこで米軍が私の尻を撃ちました...

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Running through the sand with a bomb on my back, I was planning my end of Christmas in Iraq. I made it through checkpoint A, but not checkpoint B, where the U.S. military shot me in the ass...

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背中に爆弾を背負って砂の上を走りながら、私はイラクでのクリスマスの終わりを計画していました。検問所Aは通過しましたが、検問所Bは通過できず、そこで米軍が私の尻を撃ちました...

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Running through the sand with a bomb on my back, I was planning my end of Christmas in Iraq. I made it through checkpoint A, but not checkpoint B, where the U.S. military shot me in the ass...