YOU SAID:
darn i have no pairs of socks
INTO JAPANESE
私は靴下のペアがない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have no pair of socks
INTO JAPANESE
靴下がありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not have socks
INTO JAPANESE
靴下は持っていません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not have socks
You've done this before, haven't you.