YOU SAID:
Darling it's better down where it's wetter, take it from me!
INTO JAPANESE
ダーリン、湿潤がダウンより、私からそれを取る!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Darling, wet down than take it from me!
INTO JAPANESE
最愛の人、下も濡れて、私からそれを取る!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Darling, under wet, take it from me!
INTO JAPANESE
湿潤、ダーリンは、私からそれを取る!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wetter, Darling, take it from me!
INTO JAPANESE
湿潤、ダーリンは、私からそれを取る!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wetter, Darling, take it from me!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.