YOU SAID:
darlin i will lick your toes
INTO JAPANESE
ダーリン私はあなたのつま先をなめます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Darling I'll ring your toes
INTO JAPANESE
ダーリン 私はあなたのつま先を鳴らします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Darling I'll ring your toes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.