YOU SAID:
Daniel, I'm moving to the Bahamas because my cat turned into an elephant!
INTO JAPANESE
ダニエルは、私に移動してバハマ私の猫が象になって!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Daniel goes to me, BS my cat becomes the elephant!
INTO JAPANESE
ダニエルは、私に行く、BS 猫象になります!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Daniel will be BS cats elephants go to me!
INTO JAPANESE
ダニエルは、象は私に行く BS の猫になります!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Daniel, elephant is the BS goes to my cats!
INTO JAPANESE
ダニエルは、象は BS は私の猫に行く!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Daniel goes to my cats BS elephants!
INTO JAPANESE
ダニエルは、私の猫の BS 象に行く!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Daniel goes to BS my cat!
INTO JAPANESE
ダニエルは、私の猫を BS に行く!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Daniel goes to BS my cat!
Come on, you can do better than that.