YOU SAID:
Dancing in the mirror, peeing in the shower
INTO JAPANESE
シャワーでおしっこ、鏡の中のダンス
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pee in the shower, dancing in the mirror
INTO JAPANESE
ミラーで踊って、シャワーでおしっこ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dancing in the mirror, pee in the shower
INTO JAPANESE
シャワーで鏡で踊る、おしっこ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dance in the mirror in the shower, pee
INTO JAPANESE
シャワーで鏡の中のダンス、おしっこ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dance in the mirror in the shower, pee
That didn't even make that much sense in English.