YOU SAID:
Dan is lewd cause he said oppai
INTO JAPANESE
ダンはスケベだからオッパイって言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dan said boobs because he's lascivious
INTO JAPANESE
ダンはスケベだからおっぱいって言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dan said boobs because he's lascivious
You should move to Japan!