YOU SAID:
damned if you do, damned if you don’t
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがしているならば、気が気になる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are doing it, you are concerned
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがそれをしているなら、あなたは懸念している
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are doing it, you are concerned
Come on, you can do better than that.