YOU SAID:
Damm Damm I peed on the floor silly me now let me kiss ayano aishi
INTO JAPANESE
Damm Damm私は床にのぞき見て愚かな私になりました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Damm Damm I became a foolish me peeping on the floor
INTO JAPANESE
Damm Damm私は愚か者になった私は床を覗く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Damm Damm I became a fool I grind the floor
INTO JAPANESE
Damm Damm私は床を磨くばかになった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Damm Damm I became a fool of polishing the floor
INTO JAPANESE
Damm Damm私は床を磨くのがバカになった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Damm Damm I became stupid to brush the floor
INTO JAPANESE
Damm Damm私は床を磨くのが愚かになりました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Damm Damm I became stupid to brush the floor
That didn't even make that much sense in English.