YOU SAID:
Dakota is a horrible person who poops on the cat
INTO JAPANESE
ダコタは猫の poops 恐ろしい人です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dakota is frightening the cat poops.
INTO JAPANESE
ダコタは、猫フィードバック機構の一端を恐ろしいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dakota is frightening the cat poops.
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