YOU SAID:
Dakota and her bearded dragon are trash and neither of them eat right
INTO JAPANESE
ダコタと彼女の髭があるドラゴンは、ゴミ箱と正しい食事をするそれらのどちらも
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dakota and her bearded dragons are rubbish either of them to eat right with box
INTO JAPANESE
ダコタと彼女の髭があるドラゴンは箱付け右食べるためにそれらのいずれかをこみです。
You should move to Japan!