YOU SAID:
Daddy please shove your big hard stick up me!
INTO JAPANESE
パパ、大きくて硬い棒を私に突き立ててください！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Daddy, shove me with a big, hard stick!
INTO JAPANESE
パパ、大きくて硬い棒で私を突いて！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Daddy, poke me with a big, hard stick!
INTO JAPANESE
パパ、大きくて硬い棒で突いて！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dad, poke me with a big, hard stick!
INTO JAPANESE
お父さん、大きくて硬い棒で私を突いてください！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dad, poke me with a big, hard stick!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
