YOU SAID:
Dad gum this makes my belly rise and gets me so angry!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、これを見るとお腹が張ってきて、すごく腹が立つよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my gosh, watching this makes me feel bloated and so angry!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、これを見ると胸が張り裂けそうになり、とても腹が立つ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my goodness, this is heartbreaking and so upsetting to see!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、これは本当に悲痛で、見ていると心が痛みます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my, this is truly heartbreaking and heartbreaking to watch.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、これは本当に悲痛で、見ていて胸が張り裂けそうになります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my, this is truly heartbreaking and heartbreaking to watch.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.