YOU SAID:
dad didn't come home with the m̶̧̝͎̫̣̤̥͖̩̻̈́͊̃̿̇͐͑͋͋̊a̶̡͚̼͚̭̮̬͖͔͙͋́͆̐̈ļ̴̘̱͓͇̞̬̔͜k̷̛̯͉͍̇̽̆̍̓͐̍̄͝
INTO JAPANESE
お父さんはm̧̝͎̫̣̤̥͖̩̻̈́͊̃̿̇͐͑͋͋̅a̶̡͚̼͚̭̮̬͖͔͙͋́͆̐̈ļ̴̘̱͓͇̞
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Dad is m̧̝͎̫̣̤̥͖̩̻̈ ́͊̃̿̇͐͑͋͋̅a—̡͚̼͚̭̮̬͖͔͙͋́͆̐̈ļ̴̘̱͓͇̞
INTO JAPANESE
お父さんはm̧̝͎̫̣̤̥͖̩̻̈́͊̃̿̇͐͑͋͋̅a—̡͚̼͚̭̮̬͖͔͙͋́͆̐̈ļ̴̘̱͓͇̞
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Dad is m̧̝͎̫̣̤̥͖̩̻̈ ́͊̃̿̇͐͑͋͋̅a—̡͚̼͚̭̮̬͖͔͙͋́͆̐̈ļ̴̘̱͓͇̞
You should move to Japan!