YOU SAID:
Cyrus is kinda mean and needy. He's also salty.
INTO JAPANESE
サイラスはちょっと平均と貧しいです。また、塩味です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cyrus is a bit average and poor. It is salty.
INTO JAPANESE
サイラスは少し平均、悪いです。塩辛いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cyrus is a little mean, bad. It is salty.
INTO JAPANESE
サイラスは少し意地が悪い、悪いです。塩辛いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cyrus is a bit nasty is bad, is bad. It is salty.
INTO JAPANESE
サイラスは少し意地の悪いは悪い、悪いです。塩辛いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cyrus is a bit nasty bad bad, is bad. It is salty.
INTO JAPANESE
Cyrus は少し厄介な悪い悪い、悪いです。塩辛いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cyrus is a bit nasty bad bad, is bad. It is salty.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.