YOU SAID:
Cut my life into pieces, this is a chocolate bar
INTO JAPANESE
私の人生を細かく切ってください、これはチョコレートバーです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shred my life, this is a chocolate bar
INTO JAPANESE
私の人生は滅茶苦茶
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My life is a disaster.
INTO JAPANESE
私の人生は滅茶苦茶
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My life is a disaster.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.