YOU SAID:
Cut my life in two pieces! This is my chocolate bar.
INTO JAPANESE
私の人生を2つにカット!これは私のチョコレートバーです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cut my life to two! This is my chocolate bar.
INTO JAPANESE
私の人生を2つにカット!これは私のチョコレートバーです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cut my life to two! This is my chocolate bar.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.