YOU SAID:
Customer is a mother-fakku, and I'm a sorcerer.
INTO JAPANESE
お客様はマザーファクで、私は魔術師です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The customer is Motherfaku and I am a magician.
INTO JAPANESE
お客さんはマザーファクで、私はマジシャンです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The customer is Motherfaku and I am a magician.
Come on, you can do better than that.