YOU SAID:
curry is absolute trash and I have cancer now
INTO JAPANESE
カレーは絶対ゴミと私は今、がんを持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Curry is absolute rubbish and I now have cancer.
INTO JAPANESE
カレーは絶対的なゴミと私は今、がんを持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Curry is absolute rubbish and I now have cancer.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.