YOU SAID:
cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it
INTO JAPANESE
私に川を泣かせ、橋を架けて乗り越えます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Let me cry the river, get over the bridge
INTO JAPANESE
川を泣かせて橋を乗り越えて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Make the river cry over the bridge
INTO JAPANESE
川を橋の上で泣かせます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Make the river cry on the bridge
INTO JAPANESE
川を橋の上で泣かせる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Make the river cry on the bridge
That didn't even make that much sense in English.