YOU SAID:
crust bogus and his mom
INTO JAPANESE
地殻の偽物と彼の母親
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The crust fake and his mother.
INTO JAPANESE
地殻は偽物であり、彼の母親だった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The crust was fake and his mother.
INTO JAPANESE
地殻は偽物で、彼の母親だった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The crust was fake, his mother.
INTO JAPANESE
地殻は彼の母親の偽物だった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
the crust was a fake of his mother
INTO JAPANESE
地殻は彼の母親の偽物だった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
the crust was a fake of his mother
That didn't even make that much sense in English.