YOU SAID:
crowned myself the winner before i even started this thing
INTO JAPANESE
私がこのことを始める前に、自分自身を勝者にしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Made myself a winner before I started this thing
INTO JAPANESE
このことを始める前に勝者になっていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was a winner before I started this thing
INTO JAPANESE
このことを始める前は勝者だった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was a winner before I started this thing
Come on, you can do better than that.