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crouch like no ones watching

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見ていないもののようなしゃがむ

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Things do not look like squatting

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しゃがむようものに見ていません。

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Squatting like that doesn't look.

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そのようなしゃがむは見ていません。

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Such as squatting is not seen.

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かまぼこなどは見られません。

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I can not see kamaboko etc.

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かまぼこなどは見えません。

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I do not see kamaboko etc.

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私はかまぼこなどは見ません。

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I do not see kamaboko etc.