YOU SAID:
Critics say that what critics say is irrelevant and that critics like paradoxes
INTO JAPANESE
批評家は、批評家が言うことは無関係であり、批評家はパラドックスのようなものだと言う
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Critics say critics are irrelevant and critics say it's like a paradox
INTO JAPANESE
批評家は批評家は無関係であり、批評家はそれがパラドックスのようだと言う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Critics are irrelevant to critics, and critics say it is like a paradox
INTO JAPANESE
批評家は批評家とは無関係であり、批評家はそれがパラドックスのようだと言う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Critics have nothing to do with critics, and critics say it is like a paradox
INTO JAPANESE
批評家は批評家とは関係がなく、批評家はそれがパラドックスのようだと言う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Critics have nothing to do with critics, and critics say it is like a paradox
That didn't even make that much sense in English.