YOU SAID:
CREEPER! awwww man! so way back in the mines, got a pick-axe swinging from side to side - side-side-to-side! LOOOOOOK UP!
INTO JAPANESE
クリーパー！おやじそう鉱山に戻って、ピックアックスが左右に - 横から横へと揺れてしまいました！ LOOOOOOK UP！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Creeper! Returning to the Oyosyo Mine, the pick ax shook from side to side! LOOOOOOK UP!
INTO JAPANESE
クリーパー！大羊鉱山に戻ると、ピックアックスが左右に揺れました！ LOOOOOOK UP！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Creeper! When I returned to the sheep mine, the pick ax shook from side to side! LOOOOOOK UP!
INTO JAPANESE
クリーパー！私が羊の鉱山に戻ると、ピックアックスが左右に揺れました！ LOOOOOOK UP！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Creeper! When I returned to the sheep mine, the pick ax shook from side to side! LOOOOOOK UP!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
