YOU SAID:
crashed my car into a bridge I don't care I love it
INTO JAPANESE
私の車を橋に衝突させた私はそれが好きではない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You crashed my car into a bridge. I don't like it.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私の車を橋に衝突させた気に入らない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You crashed my car into a bridge. I don't like it.
You should move to Japan!