YOU SAID:
Crash the wedding if you have to
INTO JAPANESE
必要に応じて結婚式をクラッシュ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Crash weddings as needed
INTO JAPANESE
必要に応じて結婚式を挙げる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Celebrate weddings as needed
INTO JAPANESE
必要に応じて結婚式を祝う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Celebrate weddings as needed
That didn't even make that much sense in English.