YOU SAID:
Crackers make me gassy
INTO JAPANESE
クラッカーは私をガスっぽにする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cracker makes me gas
INTO JAPANESE
クラッカーは私をガスにする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Crackers gas me
INTO JAPANESE
クラッカーガス私
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Cracker gas I
INTO JAPANESE
クラッカーガスI
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cracker gas I
That didn't even make that much sense in English.