YOU SAID:
Crack me open like a prisoner in Guantanamo
INTO JAPANESE
グアンタナモの囚人のように開けてくれ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Open it like a prisoner in Guantánamo.
INTO JAPANESE
グアンタナモの囚人のように開けろ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Open it like a prisoner in Guantánamo.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.