YOU SAID:

crack an egg on your head and a lemon falls out what a time to be alive

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あなたの頭に卵を割ると、レモンが生き残ります

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If you break an egg on your head, the lemon will survive

INTO JAPANESE

卵を頭で割ると、レモンが生き残ります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you break the egg with your head, the lemon will survive

INTO JAPANESE

頭で卵を割ると、レモンが生き残ります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you break the egg with your head, the lemon will survive