YOU SAID:
Crack a snapped snake which swinged on a flimsy swing who swam on ranch
INTO JAPANESE
牧場で泳いだ薄っぺらなスイングでスイングしたスナップヘビを割る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Break the snap snake that swung with a flimsy swing that swam on the ranch
INTO JAPANESE
牧場で泳いだ薄っぺらなスイングで揺れたスナップヘビを壊す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Break the swaying snap snake with a flimsy swing that swam on the ranch
INTO JAPANESE
牧場で泳いだ薄っぺらなスイングで揺れるスナップヘビを壊す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Break the swaying snap snake with a flimsy swing that swam on the ranch
That didn't even make that much sense in English.