YOU SAID:

crabapples and stab the apples is what i say

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カニとリンゴを刺す私が言うことです

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stabbing crabs and apples is what I say

INTO JAPANESE

カニとリンゴを刺すのは私の言う

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It's up to me to stab crabs and apples.

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カニとりんごを刺すのは私次第です。

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It's up to me to stab crabs and apples.