YOU SAID:
Cows go moo and ducks go quack
INTO JAPANESE
牛は嘘をつき、アヒルはぎくしゃくする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cows lie and ducks jerky
INTO JAPANESE
牛がうそをつくし、ぎくしゃくしたアヒル
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cow lie and jerky duck
INTO JAPANESE
牛のうそとけいれん的なアヒル
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cow lie and jerky duck
That didn't even make that much sense in English.