YOU SAID:
count to ten my mother is a hen and yuri pleasured herself with a pen
INTO JAPANESE
私の母はめんどりで、ペンで自分を楽しませてくれた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother was sorry and she enjoyed me with a pen
INTO JAPANESE
私の母は残念だった彼女はペンで私を楽しんだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother was disappointed She enjoyed me with a pen
INTO JAPANESE
私の母はがっかりした彼女はペンで私を楽しんだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother was disappointed She enjoyed me with a pen
You should move to Japan!