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couch is not couch if it is couch not eaten couch
INTO JAPANESE
カウチならカウチじゃない 食べられないソファならカウチじゃない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it's a couch, it's not a couch If it's an inedible sofa, it's not a couch
INTO JAPANESE
ソファならソファじゃない 食べられないソファならソファじゃない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it ’s a sofa, it ’s not a sofa. If it ’s an inedible sofa, it ’s not a sofa.
INTO JAPANESE
ソファならソファじゃない。食べられないソファならソファじゃない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it's a sofa, it's not a sofa. If you can't eat a sofa, it's not a sofa.
INTO JAPANESE
ソファならソファじゃない。ソファが食べられないなら、それはソファではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it's a sofa, it's not a sofa. If you can't eat the sofa, it's not the sofa.
INTO JAPANESE
ソファならソファじゃない。ソファを食べられないなら、それはソファじゃない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it's a sofa, it's not a sofa. If you can't eat the couch, it's not the couch.
INTO JAPANESE
ソファならソファじゃない。ソファを食べられないのなら、それはソファではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it's a sofa, it's not a sofa. If you can't eat the couch, it's not the couch.
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