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Corndogs and carnivals are perfect for a hot summer day unless the corndog is made of rat meat and the carnival is full of evil clowns and riddled with decay and tetanus.
INTO JAPANESE
コーンドッグとカーニバルは、コーンドッグがラットの肉でできていて、カーニバルが邪悪なピエロでいっぱいで、腐敗と破傷風に満ちていない限り、暑い夏の日に最適です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Corn Dog and Carnival is perfect for hot summer days as long as the corn dog is made of rat meat and the carnival is full of evil clowns and is full of rot and tetanus.
INTO JAPANESE
コーンドッグとカーニバルは、コーンドッグがラット肉でできていて、カーニバルが邪悪なピエロでいっぱいで、腐敗と破傷風でいっぱいである限り、暑い夏の日に最適です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Corn Dog and Carnival is perfect for hot summer days as long as the corn dog is made of rat meat and the carnival is full of evil clowns and full of rot and tetanus.
INTO JAPANESE
コーンドッグとカーニバルは、コーンドッグがラット肉でできていて、カーニバルが邪悪なピエロでいっぱいで、腐敗と破傷風でいっぱいである限り、暑い夏の日に最適です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Corn Dog and Carnival is perfect for hot summer days as long as the corn dog is made of rat meat and the carnival is full of evil clowns and full of rot and tetanus.
You should move to Japan!