YOU SAID:
Corgi butts drive me nuts.
INTO JAPANESE
コーギーのお尻が私にナッツを押し寄せる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Corgi's ass pushes nuts over me.
INTO JAPANESE
コーギーのお尻は私の上にナッツをプッシュ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Corgi's butt pushes nuts on me.
INTO JAPANESE
コーギーのお尻は私にナッツを押しつける。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Corgi's ass pushes nuts on me.
INTO JAPANESE
コーギーのお尻は私の上にナッツをプッシュ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Corgi's butt pushes nuts on me.
INTO JAPANESE
コーギーのお尻は私にナッツを押しつける。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Corgi's ass pushes nuts on me.
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